Season 2

“You know, the worst thing is that I fucking love you.”

— Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“When you find somebody that you love it feels like hope.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, The Priest, Andrew Scott, imdb.com

“I was taught, if we're born with love then life is about choosing the right place to put it.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, The Priest, Andrew Scott, imdb.com

“It takes strength to know what's right. And love isn't something that weak people do.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, The Priest, Andrew Scott, imdb.com

“Love is awful. It's awful. It's painful. It's frightening. Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. Distance yourself from the other people in your life. Makes you selfish. Makes you creepy! Makes you obsessed with your hair. Makes you cruel! Makes you say and do things you never thought you would…”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, The Priest, Andrew Scott, imdb.com

“I love you, but I'm not sure that I like you all the time.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Dad, Bill Paterson, imdb.com

“The only person I'd run through an airport for is you.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Claire, Sian Clifford, imdb.com

“I think you know how to love better than any of us. That's why you find it all so painful.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Dad, Bill Paterson, imdb.com

“I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Martin, Brett Gelman, imdb.com

“I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality. It's not my fault.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Martin, Brett Gelman, imdb.com

“I think the thing you hate the most about yourself is that you actually love me.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Martin, Brett Gelman, imdb.com

“You want to know what the bassoon is? It's a cry for help!”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Martin, Brett Gelman, imdb.com

“Claire: It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it? Fleabag: I'm afraid so.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“I can't have sex with you because I'll fall in love with you.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, The Priest, Andrew Scott, imdb.com

“The Priest: I can't be physical with you. Fleabag: We can't even wrestle?”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“You are the problem in my perfect, awful life.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Martin, Brett Gelman, imdb.com

“Hair is everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“I look like a pencil.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Claire, Sian Clifford, imdb.com

“I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning. I want someone to tell me what to eat. What to like, what to hate, what to rage about. What to listen to, what band to like. What to buy tickets for. What to joke about, what to not joke about. I want someone to tell me what to believe in. Who to…”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“Fleabag: I don't know what to do with it. Boo: With what? Fleabag: With all the love I have for her.”

— Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com