“The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink.”— Aaron Sorkin, Erica Albright, Rooney Mara, imdb.com
“Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil.”— Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Martin: A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do. Bart: Thanks for the pep talk...”— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“Frankie: I said I like you, kid! You got potential! Arnold: You want my pencil?”— Dan Povenmire, Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Arnold (voice), Toran Caudell, imdb.com
“How come pencils are unable to have children? It's because they have a rubber at the end.”— foxchild, reddit.com