Season 1

“I really care about you and I don’t want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me.”

— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com

“I don’t like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.”

— Lena Dunham, Jessa Johansson, Jemima Kirke, imdb.com

“Sometimes being stuck in my own head is so exhausting that it makes me want to cry.”

— Dan Sterling, Lena Dunham, Marnie Michaels, Allison Williams, imdb.com

“It’s like, ‘Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.’”

— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com

“When I broke up with my girlfriend from college — SO sad. I lost 30 pounds, and I couldn’t move or talk or get my dick hard. BUT, it also made me go, ‘Hey. Who am I and what do I want?’ And then I was like BOOM. I know who I am. I wanted to switch majors, and buy a circular saw, and I promised mysel…”

— Dan Sterling, Lena Dunham, Adam Sackler, Adam Driver, imdb.com

“I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them. And then it wears off. It always wears off.”

— Bruce Eric Kaplan, Lena Dunham, Jessa Johansson, Jemima Kirke, imdb.com

“You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there every day, even on the days you don't feel like it.”

— Lena Dunham, Jessa Johansson, Jemima Kirke, imdb.com

“I don't even want a boyfriend….I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.”

— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com

“Everyone's a dumb whore.”

— Lena Dunham, Shoshanna Shapiro, Zosia Mamet, imdb.com