Quotes tagged ‘STDs’

“The new coronavirus can persist in men's semen even after they have begun to recover, a finding that raises the possibility the virus could be sexually transmitted, Chinese researchers said Thursday.”

— Maggie Fox, cnn.com

“Those most likely to be diagnosed are people with ten or more sexual partners throughout their lifetime. And among women, a higher number of sexual partners is also linked to heightened odds of reporting a limiting long term condition, the findings indicate.”

— Paul Gallagher, inews.co.uk

“Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty-droppers. You understand? That’s it. Mox: What? Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give ‘em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It’s very nice. Mox: [laughing] Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It’s nice. Mox…”

— W. Peter Iliff, Charlie Tweeder, Scott Caan, imdb.com

“Howard: And you don’t wear a rubber? Hugh: Only when it rains.”

— Hiugh Hefner, amazon.com

“Tell Victor that Ramon—the fella he met about a week ago?—tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”

— Danilo Bach, Daniel Petrie Jr., Det. Axel Foley, Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“If I can put on my old lady hat for a moment, I will say that teens spend too much time on screens and not enough time making out behind Sbarro dumpsters. Oral herpes rates have dropped to a disturbing all-time low!”

— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com

“[referring to Shug] She black as tar, nappy-headed, got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease.”

— Menno Meyjes, Old Mister, Adolph Caesar, imdb.com

“Vanessa Baxter: I don't like the idea of you guys posting stuff on the internet. Eve Baxter: Mom, come on. If Mandy's spreading something viral, you better pray it's on the internet.”

— Kevin Hench, Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie V. Freeman, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

“You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.”

— Trey Parker, Miss Choksondik, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“It’s like, ‘Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.’”

— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com

“Doctor: Take my advice, have fun, go have sex. Bridgette: With who? Doctor: Just find somebody, have sex. Just make sure it's protected. Bridgette: It's so hard for me to do that.”

— Frankie Shaw, Bridgette Bird, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com

“Now remember, boys: Flies spread disease. So keep yours closed.”

— E. Max Frye, George Luz, Rick Gomez, imdb.com

“Blanche: Well, what do you know? Sophia has a past! Sophia: That's right! But unlike yours, I didn't need penicillin to get through it.”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, imdb.com

“Yo mama’s had the clap so many times her doctor treats her for applause.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Intact foreskins contain what are known as Langerhans cells, which facilitate HIV transmission. As a result, uncircumcised men are 60% more likely to acquire HIV than men who’ve been snipped.”

— Jim Goad, thoughtcatalog.com

“Don’t stress about STIs if you’re taking the same safe-sex precautions as you should anyway.”

— Hayley MacMillen, cosmopolitan.com

“Sharing your vibrator with someone else can lead to the spread of STIs and can increase the risk of infection. It's not sanitary!”

— Aliee Chan, gurl.com

“You can still get STIs and infections hepatitis A, B, C, and HIV from rimming, so use protection.”

— Lane Moore, cosmopolitan.com

“Unless you are using a dental dam or a facsimile, once your lips and tongue have touched the anus, you don't want to put them anywhere else until you're done.”

— Selena Kitt, literotica.com

“Using a dental dam or even plastic wrap as a barrier can help you be sure that you don't contract or give your partner any STDs.”

— Anna Breslaw, cosmopolitan.com