“Crowley: Armageddon is days away and we lost the Antichrist. Why did the powers of Hell have to drag me into this anyway? Aziraphale: Well, don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure it's because of all those memos you kept sending them, saying how amazingly well you were doing. Crowley: Is it my f…”

— Neil Gaiman, Aziraphale, Michael Sheen, imdb.com

Tagged: Armageddon, antichrist, Hell, Spanish Inquisition, World War II

“Crowley: Something's changed. Aziraphale: Oh, it's new cologne. My barber suggested it. Crowley: Not you. I know what you smell like. The Hell Hound has found its master. Aziraphale: Are you sure? Crowley: I felt it. Would I lie to you? Aziraphale: Well, obviously. You're a demon. That's what you do…”

— Neil Gaiman, Aziraphale, Michael Sheen, imdb.com

Tagged: Demons, lying, cologne, End Times, Hell

“Get thee behind me, demon. [He opens the door and motions to Crowley] After you.”

— Neil Gaiman, Aziraphale, Michael Sheen, imdb.com

Tagged: Demons, Get thee behind me