Season

Season 2

by Alyson Hannigan, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders, Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radnor and 5 others

The second season of the American television comedy series How I Met Your Mother premiered on September 18, 2006 and concluded on May 14, 2007. It consisted of 22 episodes, each approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the first three episodes of

(13 total)

Characters

Neil Patrick Harris (6)Barney Stinson (6)Craig Thomas (6)Carter Bays (4)Ted Mosby (4)Josh Radnor (4)Chris Harris (2)Jason Segel (2)Marshall Eriksen (2)Matt Kuhn (1)

“I don't know where I'm gonna be in five years. I don't wanna know. I want my life to be an adventure.”

— Craig Thomas, Robin Scherbatsky, Cobie Smulders, imdb.com

Tagged: The future, Taking Adventures

“Suits are for the living. That's why, when it's my time to R.I.P. I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it. BUCK NAKED. Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies.”

— Craig Thomas, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: suits, Death

“Lily: I don't think your sword will fit. Barney: I get that a lot.”

— Matt Kuhn, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: sword, Penis Size, fit

“OK, here's my thing —if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like...now everyone gets manicures.”

— Kristen Newman, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Gay Marriage, Manicures

“Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.”

— Kristin Newman, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: architects, Hot, Hot Guys, God

“You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find. I know you love him and if you knew what he was going through right now you wouldn't be here for one more second. I bought you a ticket home. Marshall is one of the best people I…”

— Craig Thomas, Carter Bays, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Belong Together, forever person

“That’s life, you know, we never end up where you thought you wanted to be.”

— Chris Harris, Marshall Eriksen, Jason Segel, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, Random, Chance

“Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you. You make me laugh, you take care of me when I'm sick, you're sweet, caring and you even created an egg dish and named it after me. She puts a little Italian dressing on the eggs before she cooks them, it's called Eggs Marshall and it's awesome. But t…”

— Greg Malins, Marshall Eriksen, Jason Segel, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, how do i love thee, BFF

“The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.”

— Jamie Rhonheimer, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com

Tagged: Butterfly Effect, ripple, life changing

“Because sometimes even if you know how something's gonna end that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.”

— Craig Thomas, Carter Bays, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com

Tagged: Carpe Diem, enjoy the ride

“Whenever I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

— Chris Harris, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Sad, Awesome

“I think for the most part if you're really honest with yourself about what you want out of life, life gives it to you.”

— Craig Thomas, Carter Bays, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, honestly, Love, Relationships, The Universe

“Even if you know how something's going to end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.”

— Craig Thomas, Carter Bays, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, amazon.com

Tagged: Endings, Beginnings, Change, Love, Friendship