“Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.”— Anonymous, ais.orgTagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.”— Anonymous, ais.orgTagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50? A: Good morning, Your Honor.”— Anonymous, mit.eduTagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What do a lawyer and sperm have in common? A: They both have a one in a million chance of being human.”— Anonymous, www1.udel.eduTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Sperm
“Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.”— Anonymous, www1.udel.eduTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Ambulance Chasers
“Q: What do lawyers use for birth control? A: Their personalities.”— Anonymous, www1.udel.eduTagged: Lawyer Jokes