Season

Season 5

by Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, Harry Morgan, Mike Farrell and 30 others

The fifth season of M*A*S*H aired Tuesdays at 9:00-9:30 pm on CBS.

(5 total)

Characters

Major Franklin Marion Burns (2)Larry Linville (2)Alan Alda (2)Gene Reynolds (1)Gary Markowitz (1)Burt Prelutsky (1)Jay Folb (1)John D. Hess (1)Hawkeye Pierce (1)Maxwell Klinger (1)

“War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”

— Burt Prelutsky, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

Tagged: war is hell, War, Hell

“Margaret: You all know what day this is. Friday the 13th. Frank: She's right, and—nah, doesn't mean a thing. Hawkeye: Don't say that, Frank. I once spent Friday the 13th in a haunted house with a friend. I was never more frightened in my life. Potter: You see a ghost? Hawkeye: No, her husband materi…”

— Jay Folb, Gene Reynolds, Margaret Houlihan, Loretta Swit, imdb.com

Tagged: friday the 13th, Haunted House, Infidelity, Cheating Wives

“If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!”

— John D. Hess, Maxwell Klinger, Jamie Farr, imdb.com

Tagged: Absurd

“I'm fine, Mom. Well actually, I'm not. You see, I had this friend. And this friend only pretended to like me. You know, the way Dad used to?”

— Gary Markowitz, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

Tagged: Friends, Fake Friends

“I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets. I'd kill her before I'd divorce her!”

— Alan Alda, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, ugly, disgusting