Major Franklin Marion Burns

11 quotes

“I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me!”

“Margaret: They love you, Frank. Frank: It was their hatred that fooled me.”

“Individuality is fine—as long as we all do it together.”

“Frank: Klinger, I want to see you out of that dress...tonight! Klinger: Never on a first date, sir!”

“Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.”

“Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”

“Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress! Klinger: I'm not that easy.”

“Courage is just something you can't be afraid to have.”

“The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.”

“I'm fine, Mom. Well actually, I'm not. You see, I had this friend. And this friend only pretended to like me. You know, the way Dad used to?”

“I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets. I'd kill her before I'd divorce her!”