“I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that's satisfactory to you, you yell 'Moo' and I'll stop.”— Wayne Kline, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.comTagged: Comedy Quotes, TV Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Marriage Quotes
“Woman: Excuse me but am I invisible? Al Bundy: Possibly from Pluto.”— Richard Gurman, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.comTagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Quotes, Comedy Quotes
“Peggy: Uh.. honey. Why don't you just stay home and bowl me over? Al Bundy: But Peg, I prefer a place where my balls are returned properly.”— Richard Gurman, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.comTagged: Comedy Quotes, TV Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Marriage Quotes