“I don’t like eating bananas in public. That is so stressful if you’re a girl. It’s so annoying ‘cause it’s such a portable, good snack, but if you’re a girl and you want to eat a banana all of a sudden you’re in the position of like, how to I de-dick this delicious treat…?”— Chelsea Peretti, youtube.comTagged: Women in Comedy
“If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?’”— Chelsea Peretti, youtube.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Lazy, Bed
“Do you guys think it's worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?”— Chelsea Peretti, youtube.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Fedora, Murder