“Girls are red. Boys are blue. Don't even try to make purple.”— Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy, Margaret Booth, Leslie Grossman, imdb.com
“I'll be here farting up in your bed.”— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com
“I want to sleep in my own bed so bad.”— Julian Breece, Ava DuVernay, Young Raymond Santana, Marquis Rodriguez, imdb.com
“There's a girl...on my bed. YES!”— Joseph Oriolo, Sherri Stoner, Casper (McFadden) (voice), Malachi Pearson, imdb.com
“Heard 'bout what you say when you're not with me, say you live alone and your bed is empty. Oh, that's so funny, 'cause when I go to sleep, I lay on the left and you right next to me.”— Jaira Burns, open.spotify.com
“Michael Oher: It's nice, I never had one before. Leigh Anne Touhy: What, a room to yourself? Michael Oher: A bed.”— John Lee Hancock, Michael "Big Mike" Oher, Quinton Aaron, imdb.com
“If my hands were a lie I'd lie to you while we laid upon the bed we made. If my lips were a joke I fooled you and broke, every touch is a lie and a good feels like goodbye.”— Carlie Hanson, open.spotify.com
“Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s? Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you- Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!”— Laura McCreary, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“The quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.”— Ron Weiner, Zapp Brannigan, Billy West, imdb.com
“Shagga: How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin? Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock!”— George R. R. Martin, Tyrion Lannister, Peter Dinklage, imdb.com
“The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!”— Jenny Bicks, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com
“I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. I turned Ruthie into an atheist, I forced Matt to go out with Connie, Lucy and Mary are both dating 11-year olds and I still have to talk to Simon about that movie.”— Sue Tenney, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com
“Lady Geneva Dunsany: I'm glad you came, Jamie. Jamie: Having brought me to yer bed by means of threats against my family, I'll not have ye call me by the name they gave me.”— Toni Graphia, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com
“There now that they're gone let's get down to some real fun, I've rented you boys some movies 'Reptar Come Home,' 'Reptar Redux,' and my personal favorite 'Lonely Space Vixens,' now that's for after you go to bed.”— Glenn Eichler, Louis Kalhern 'Grandpa' Pickles, David Doyle, imdb.com
“Let’s continue this conversation in bed, she whispered, my legs can’t wait to hear what your hands have to say.”— Michael Faudet, twitter.com
“How did the rabbit know his wife was having an affair? He found a hare in his bed.”— King_of_the_sidewalk, reddit.com
“Every morning and every night, I lie in bed wondering why you’re not beside me.”— K.A. Tucker, amazon.com
“Go to bed earlier, setting a bedtime for yourself that allows for enough total hours of sleep needed to be on your A-game — and perhaps even a session between the sheets.”— Tara Campbell, todaysparent.com
“Remember that today you can’t get out of bed because the world doesn’t make sense to you anymore, but tomorrow it could all change, tomorrow you can find the light again, tomorrow someone might tell you they need you and tomorrow you might meet someone who can change your life forever.”— Rania Naim, thoughtcatalog.com