Season 1

“I don't wanna face everyone. I don't wanna do seventh grade.”

— Maya Erskine, Anna Konkle, Sam Zvibleman, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com

“I'm the ugliest girl in school. Do you get that in your skull?”

— Maya Erskine, Anna Konkle, Sam Zvibleman, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com

“I don't poop.”

— Maya Erskine, Anna Konkle, Gabe Liedman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“This is hard, but I don't think you're the one for me. So I'm breaking up with you. I hope we can still be friends. See you in band.”

— Gabe Liedman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“Maya: I think I'm in love. Anna: Wow. That's a really big word. And you just like, barely know him, is the only thing. Maya: No I know, but sometimes you can just tell. Anna: You haven't met him yet. Maya: It's from the way we're talking.”

— Gabe Liedman, Maya Erskine, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“He's a total gym rat! That's like...what is that?”

— Gabe Liedman, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com

“He thinks I'm hot and he's saying hi. Help me. What do I say back?”

— Gabe Liedman, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com

“Shuji: Yo, she never hit a pipe though. Maya: Yes I have. Like freaking dank faded all the time.”

— Sam Zvibleman, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com

“Anybody else want to test me?”

— Sam Zvibleman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“I'm on a hunger strike until racism is over.”

— Sam Zvibleman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“I've been noticing racism in society and I'm here to report it.”

— Sam Zvibleman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“Anna: Do I look okay? Maya: Yeah. Do I? Anna: Yeah, but it's what's inside that counts, so...”

— Sam Zvibleman, Maya Erskine, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“Maya: You literally just, like, ruined my life! Anna: That thong ruined you.”

— Maya Erskine, Sam Zvibleman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“Nine people have looked at my boobs and my butt for some reason and I've literally only been here for 10 minutes.”

— Anna Konkle, Sam Zvibleman, Maya Erskine, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com

“Maybe being with a bitch is the best thing for me.”

— Maya Erskine, Anna Konkle, Sam Zvibleman, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com

“Anna: Is Alex looking at me? Maya: No... Anna: He'll probably look at me later.”

— Maya Erskine, Sam Zvibleman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com

“You are my actual rainbow gel pen in a sea of blue and black writing utensils.”

— Maya Erskine, Sam Zvibleman, Anna Kone, imdb.com