“Holt: I'm disappointed, Santiago. I thought you and I were close. Amy: I know you're manipulating me... but I love it, and I will tell you anything.”Tagged: Disappointed, close, manipulation, Love
“Jake: Hello good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please. Clerk: That will be $1,600. Jake: Great, I'd like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.”Tagged: finest bottle, Wine, Money, cost
“Boyle: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy. Jake: No, it's probably just an empty white cube, with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.”Tagged: beauty and the beast, fancy, USB, cubicle, plug
“Basically, I’ve had more sex than like anybody in the entire world. Not just average sex, but like, dang 70s porno sex.”Tagged: Sex, 70s, Porno, entire world
“Maya: I think I'm in love. Anna: Wow. That's a really big word. And you just like, barely know him, is the only thing. Maya: No I know, but sometimes you can just tell. Anna: You haven't met him yet. Maya: It's from the way we're talking.”Tagged: Online Romance, In love
“This is hard, but I don't think you're the one for me. So I'm breaking up with you. I hope we can still be friends. See you in band.”Tagged: Middle School Breakups Are Hard
“I am scared and aroused, the chocolate and peanut butter of feelings.”Tagged: Feelings, Scared, aroused, combination