Episode

You Can't Fix Ugly

A lonely dump-truck driver with a big ol' heart goes from "ugly" to unbelievable and learns how to reverse years of bad habits.

(8 total)

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Jonathan Van Ness (7)Antoni Porowski (1)

“What? You just said you have never shopped for a fucking mattress?”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

Tagged: Shopping, Mattress, disbelief

“Tom: I need help. Antoni: Yeah! That's what I am here for.”

— Antoni Porowski, imdb.com

Tagged: help, aid, Work, Mentor

“When people say 'you can't teach an old dog new tricks' it's not true, because you can reinvent yourself and learn new things whenever you want.”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

Tagged: Reinvent, Learn New Things, Growth, You can't teach an old dog new tricks

“And, like, whatever role you are whether it's like moon or sun. Moon being more feminine energy and sun being more masculine. I think there is gorgeous strength to be held in both.”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

Tagged: Moon, Sun, feminine, masculine, Energy

“Ulysses S. Grant? Yes, queen. I know.”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

Tagged: Handsome, historical, Iconic, Yes Queen

“Can you believe?”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

Tagged: Believe, Shock, surprise

“Jonathan Van Ness: So, the first ingredient in this is sodium lauryl sulfate which is actually the same thing that cleans the car engine in a car. Tom: But it says moisturizing! Jonathan Van Ness: She's a liar!”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-Care, moisturizing, Harmful ingredients

“Yes Balance! Yes Symmetry!”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

Tagged: Balance, Symmetry, harmony, Excited