Episode

Dress to Impress

by Darlene Hunt, Roseanne Conner, Roseanne Barr, Bruce Rasmussen

Darlene’s son, Mark, gets caught with a pocket knife after being bullied on the first day of his new school. Meanwhile, Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family and is nervous to bring her home.

(7 total)

Characters

Darlene Hunt (7)Roseanne Barr (5)Roseanne Conner (5)John Goodman (2)Dan Conner (2)

“Oh, I love plastic bottles 'cause when you're done with them, you just gather 'em up and dump 'em in the lake.”

— Darlene Hunt, Roseanne Conner, Roseanne Barr, imdb.com

Tagged: Bottled Water, Recycling, Environmentalism Gone Terribly Wrong

“All of your relatives died from alcoholism. The ones that didn't drink were killed by the ones who did.”

— Darlene Hunt, Roseanne Conner, Roseanne Barr, imdb.com

Tagged: Alcoholism, Drinking Problem, Genetic Heritage, White Trash

“Andrea: Did all of your children's deliveries go according to your birth plan? Roseanne: Um, they found their way out, if that's what you mean.”

— Darlene Hunt, Roseanne Conner, Roseanne Barr, imdb.com

Tagged: Child Birth, Giving Birth To A Child, Class Differences

“You gotta pick your fights in life.”

— Darlene Hunt, Roseanne Conner, Roseanne Barr, imdb.com

Tagged: strategy

“I think you guys are really gonna like Mark 'cause he is a lot of fun, and he's very fashionable. Sometimes he wants to wear a dress or a real fancy top. I think he's gonna grow up and be a fashion designer. A really famous one, like, uh, T.J.Maxx or, um or that Ross guy. So, I'm counting on you guy…”

— Darlene Hunt, Roseanne Conner, Roseanne Barr, imdb.com

Tagged: Speeches, Not Knowing High Fashion

“Okay, he doesn't have to wear pants, but he's gotta wear underwear.”

— Darlene Hunt, Dan Conner, John Goodman, imdb.com

Tagged: pants, Be Different But Wear Underwear

“When did 'masculine' become a dirty word?”

— Darlene Hunt, Dan Conner, John Goodman, imdb.com

Tagged: Masculinity, Crisis In Masculinity, Manhood in 2018