Quotes tagged ‘pants’

“I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance.”

— Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Brian Fantana, Paul Rudd, imdb.com

“[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently] Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants? Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?”

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com

“Shat? Shit? Shat my pants? Shit. It's shit.”

— Dan Lagana, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com

“Tough day. Yes. But I feel good. I put the office in their place, took a bunch of painkillers, drank a bottle of wine, took my pants off. I just feel good.”

— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

“If you were to ask me why the hell any of this matters, I’d start by telling you it probably doesn’t.”

— Haley Nahman, manrepeller.com

“Oops. I guess I ripped my pants again!”

— Peter Burns, Paul Tibbitt, SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“I gotta check out my penis, I have to go to the doctor now? That's going to be a lot of fun; 'Where'd you get the rash?' 'Oh, I stuck a doll's head down my pants, Doctor. It feels good to me!'”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“It seems silly to me to put a napkin on an old pair of pants.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Officer Barbrady: You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on. Chef: Actually— Mayor: Well I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia. Officer Barbrady: Not a thingy-dingy.”

— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

“It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.”

— Scott M. Gimple, Matthew Negrete, Negan, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, imdb.com

“I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!”

— Jeff Astroff, Mike Sikowitz, Joey Tribbiani, Matt LeBlanc, imdb.com

“Okay, he doesn't have to wear pants, but he's gotta wear underwear.”

— Darlene Hunt, Dan Conner, John Goodman, imdb.com

“I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he is not buying it, in fact he is still making fun of me.”

— jhon-111, reddit.com

“Any pants can be considered high-wasted if the person wearing them drinks and smokes enough.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove.”

— Jack_Mackerel, reddit.com

“If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.”

— Jennifer Lawrence, m.imdb.com

“Here's what won't work: Flat front pants in a dark color. People tend to think (rightly so) of these types of pants as "slimming," and that's the last thing you need. It will make you look shorter and more boy-ish than you really are. I hope that helps!”

— Tracey Lomrantz Lester, glamour.com

“Choose a pair of boot-cut, high-waisted pants. Boot cut pants and jeans make the bottom half of your body look larger. Select pants that have pleats or back pockets.”

— Mimi Bullock, livestrong.com

“If you want everyone looking at your derriere, you need to draw attention to it. Instead of wearing a flashy shirt that everyone will compliment you on, you need to wear brightly colored pants in order to draw attention toward your lower half.”

— Holly Riordan, beauty.allwomenstalk.com

“High waisted jeans should also be an option. Basically, the top of the pants usually fits around the smallest part of a person’s waist, hence making the waist look comparatively smaller, while your butt looks much bigger than it is!”

— Laura Banner, hipsandbum.com