Bruce Rasmussen

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Screenwriter · Born Mar 18, 1961 · United States Of America · Male

Bruce Rasmussen (born March 18, 1961) is an American television producer and writer. He was supervising producer with the hit TV series Roseanne in 1992, for which he was awarded a Golden Globe, a Peabody, and a Humanitas Prize, and went on to produce The Drew Carey Show in 1995 and co-create Freddie in 2005. His other television credits include The Norm Show, Raines, Cane, Without a Trace, Trauma, The Middle, and The Defender

All Adult Children Returning To The Nest (1)Insults to Liberals (1)kids (1)Depression (1)American Politics (1)Wonder of Child vs. Sobriety of An Adult (1)Things Get Boring When You Get Older (1)If Mama Ain't Happy (1)Bate and Switch Jokes (1)Liberals vs. Conservatives (1)Bossing Around Your Kids (1)Controlling Your Kids (1)Circus (1)Trump's America (1)Over the Top Confidence (1)

From “'Roseanne' producer on sitcom not being a liberal 'mouthpiece' and Mark's 'tricky' story line”

“We are all pretty liberal people so you have to step back and say, let’s not be mouthpieces for what we believe. Let’s deal with who these characters are as people, whether we agree with who she voted for or not.”

Tagged: TV In The Age of Trump

From “Twenty Years to Life”

“Everything's fun when you're a kid. You ever go to the circus as an adult? It's nothing but animals getting beat and drunk clowns.”

Tagged: Adults vs. Children, When You're Kid, Circus, Clowns, Things Get Boring When You Get Older

“It is not my fault that I just happen to be a charismatic person who's always right about everything.”

Tagged: Big Ego, Believing Too Much In Yourself, Over the Top Confidence

“We're gonna love the baby, we're gonna raise the baby to believe that anything is possible, until the time the baby realizes it got screwed by being born into this family, then we're gonna send that baby out into the world until such time said baby returns home to us to live with its own baby!”

Tagged: Dysfunctional Families, Cycle of Childbirth, Adult Children Returning To The Nest, Moving Back In With Your Parents, No Hope To Break The Cyle

“Come on, I'll give you a ride to your job interview. All's you got to do is open up your Uber app and request me.”

Tagged: Jokes, Bate and Switch Jokes

“Roseanne: Did you get the anti-depressants? Dan: They're all yours. If you're not happy, I have no chance of being happy.”

Tagged: Depression, Anti-Depressants, If Mama Ain't Happy

“I should have understood that, you know, you want the government to give everybody free health care 'cause you're a good-hearted person who can't do simple math.”

Tagged: Liberals vs. Conservatives, Insults to Liberals, Health Care, American Politics

“Jackie: What has happened to you? You always believed in my body, my choice. Roseanne: Right, and her body came out of my body, so it's my choice.”

Tagged: My Body My Choice, Controlling Your Kids, Bossing Around Your Kids, kids

“I can't remember where we hid our gun.”

Tagged: Guns

“Most of all, Lord, thank you for making America great again.”

Tagged: Trump's America, Make America Great Again, 2018 Political Climate

“Don't be mean to your sister. She's an old woman trying to have a baby.”

Tagged: Subtle Insults, Pregnancy at Old Age

Bruce Rasmussen

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