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Saved by the Bell

Saved by the Bell is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1993. The series was a retool of the Disney Channel series Good Morning, Miss Bliss. The show follows the exploits of a group of friends and their principal, and although th

(11 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (3)Season 2 (3)Season 3 (3)Season 4 (2)Season 5

Characters

Bennett Tramer (6)Dustin Diamond (3)Samuel 'Screech' Powers (3)Elizabeth Berkley (3)Jessie Spano (3)Jeffrey Sachs (3)Scott Spencer Gordon (2)Mark-Paul Gosselaar (2)Lark Voorhies (2)Zack Morris (2)

“Zack's idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd.”

— Bennett Tramer, Jessie Spano, Elizabeth Berkley, imdb.com

Tagged: Zach Morris Is Trash, Making A Mockery Of Secondary Education

“So many boys, so little time.”

— Mark Fink, Kelly Kapowski, Tiffani Thiessen, imdb.com

Tagged: So Many Boys, Having A lot Of Dating Choices, Too Many Options, Pretty Girl Problems

“Zack: Jessie, I'm in big trouble. Jessie: What did you do, sell your parents' house again?”

— Scott Spencer Gordon, Jessie Spano, Elizabeth Berkley, imdb.com

Tagged: Mischief, Selling Your Parents House, Zach Morris is Trouble

“Right, and ache is a turn on.”

— Jeffrey Sachs, Lisa Turtle, Lark Voorhies, imdb.com

Tagged: Dry Humor, Acne, Examples of Sarcasm

“Slater: You are a strange and weird person. Screech: Well, thank you for noticing!”

— Jeffrey Sachs, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, Dustin Diamond, imdb.com

Tagged: Weird, Weird People

“I think we should date other people. Think of a nut on a forest floor. It needs space to grow into a tree. We're those nuts.”

— Bennett Tramer, Zack Morris, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, imdb.com

Tagged: Breaking Up, Things to Say To Someone When You Are Breaking Up With Them, Metaphors For Breaking Up

“So many stores all in one place, it brings a big smile to my face. I love to hop from shop to shop, and buy and buy until I drop.”

— Bennett Tramer, Lisa Turtle, Lark Voorhies, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Poems, Ode to the Mall, Shopping, I Love The Mall, Shopping Addict

“When morning comes, I raise my head, shut off the alarm and get out of bed, I brush my teeth like mother said, and I always feed my spider, Ted.”

— Bennett Tramer, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, Dustin Diamond, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Poems, Examples of Rhymes, goofy, Morning, Good Morning

“Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on Sesame Street.”

— R.J. Colleary, Bennett Tramer, Jessie Spano, Elizabeth Berkley, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, Ways To Insult Someone For Their Politic Beliefs

“Summer school? Those two words don't go together.”

— Scott Spencer Gordon, Bennett Tramer, Zack Morris, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, imdb.com

Tagged: School, Summer, Summer School

“Lisa: Why don't you go as the Invisible Man? Screech: I would, but I don't know what he looks like.”

— Jeffrey Sachs, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, Dustin Diamond, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, Witty Comebacks To Insults, Being Invisible