Episode

Sebastian Maniscalco

: I Don't Think That's Bestiality

In a perfect combination of guy, car and moment, Sebastian Maniscalco cruises the streets of L.A. with Jerry in a ‘69 Camaro Z/28 and talks about growing up in a Sicilian family, his grooming habits and having a mean resting face.

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“Garden in an Italian family is huge. That's where we get a lot of our food from. That night we found out there was a raccoon that was eating a lot of our tomatoes. My father was like, ya know, we're going to murder these things. Get the anti-freeze. And we make balogne sandwiches soaked in anti-free…”

— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Moments, interviews, Jokes, Stand Up Comedians, Comedians

“I try to be friendly, it doesn't work.”

— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com

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“She thinks I have a mean resting face. Like when I'm not smiling or talking it looks like I could murder your family.”

— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Moments, interviews, Jokes, Stand Up Comedians, Comedians

“I'd like to think maybe I would be in the hospitality business. Although, I have a bit of a problem with people.”

— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com

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“As soon I walk in, there's like 25 pairs of shoes right there in the door way. I'm walking around this guys house, with my socks on, talking to other people with their socks on. How could you have a conversation with another man, looking at their golden toe?”

— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Moments, interviews, Jokes, Stand Up Comedians, Comedians

“When did it become appropriate to come out in a flip-flop and sandals for a steak dinner? I'm trying to enjoy a T-Bone and I gotta look at some guys hoof.”

— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Moments, interviews, Jokes, Stand Up Comedians, Comedians