Episode
The Seinfeld Chronicles
by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Art Wolff, Pamela Brull, Lee Garlington and 1 others
The very first episode. Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.
(5 total)
Characters
“I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men…”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Seems to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. [talking about George's shirt] The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt, look at it: it's too high! It's in no-man's-land, you look like you live with your mother.”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, seinfeldscripts.com