Episode

The Pez Dispenser

by Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Tom Cherones, Allen Bloomfield and 13 others

Kramer joins the "Polar Bear Club." Jerry gets one of Kramer's Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George's girlfriend, and that puts their relationship in jeopardy. Kramer has an idea for a cologne that smells like the beach

(4 total)

Characters

Larry David (4)Jason Alexander (3)George Costanza (3)Michael Richards (1)Cosmo Kramer (1)

“A preemptive breakup. This is an incredible idea. I got nothing to lose. We either break up, which she would do anyway, but at least I go out with some dignity. Completely turn the tables. It's absolutely brilliant.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Preemptive Breakups, Dating, Upper Hand

“Lunch is fine at the beginning, then you move on to dinner. You don't move back to lunch. It's like being demoted.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating, Lunch, Dinner

“I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand—no hand at all. She has the hand; I have no hand.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Comfort, Dominance, Submission, Relationships

“You know I got a great idea for a cologne. The Beach. You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: cologne, Aromatherapy, Beaches