Episode

The Pilot

(Part 1)

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Elena Wohl, Bruce Jarchow and 26 others

Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their "nothing" lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine. George is obsessed with a white spot on his lip and a box of

(5 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (6)Larry David (5)Jason Alexander (2)George Costanza (2)

“Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing animals, Ban-Lon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Greenland, Ban-Lon, garbage, Fear, Sarcasm

“You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world: ‘I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.’”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Giving Up, Sloppiness, sweatpants, insults, hopeless

“I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, Death with Dignity, dignity

“God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Success, Fate, God

“According to most studies, people's number-one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Public Speaking, Fear, Death, funerals, Eulogies