“Ellen: You set standards that no family activity can live up to. Clark: When have I ever done that? Ellen: Parties, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays... Clark: Goodnight, Ellen. Ellen: Vacations, graduations...”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“It's just crazy that you don't know the depth of someone's power until their funeral. It's so sad.”— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com
“When I went backpacking through Europe after I quit school, I went to this island off the coast of Sicily—it’s this volcanic island—and on the boat over, there was this pine box. Somebody from the island was being returned to be buried there. And there were all these old Sicilians dressed up all in…”— Alan Ball, Nate Fisher, Peter Krause, imdb.com
“Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.”— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie—ahhh. And most of all, I will never forget that one night. Working late on the catalog. Just the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was pretty good.”— David Mandel, J. Peterman, John O'Hurley, imdb.com
“According to most studies, people's number-one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Just wait till we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.”— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Dustin Henderson, Gaten Matarazzo, netflix.com
“'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing, except when you're at a funeral”— Demetri Martin, reddit.com