Quotes tagged ‘garbage’
(14 total)
“Officer Barbarady: Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of its garbage, and because of this piece of shoot, I'm never reading again. Stan/Kyle: Hooray for Barbarady!”
— David A. Goodman, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com
“Ross: You know how you come home at the end of the day and throw your jacket on a chair? Joey: Yeah. Ross: Well, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.”
— Scott Silveri, Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, imdb.com
“To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting…”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com