Episode

The Face Painter

by Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Andy Ackerman, Patrick Warburton and 22 others

George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer, when he throws it back, the monke

(6 total)

Characters

Larry David (6)Jason Alexander (3)George Costanza (3)Cosmo Kramer (2)Michael Richards (2)Patrick Warburton (1)David Puddy (1)

“Anyway, I um, I just want to say that I'm sorry. I lost my temper and I probably shouldn't have. I took it out on you and, look, if I've caused you any problems as a result of my behavior, well then, I'm sorry. I apologize. Even though, Barry, between me and you, we both know that you started it. I…”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Chimpanzees, Apologies, Half-Hearted Apologies

“Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side?”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: East Side, Society, antisocial

“You have any idea how fast these things deteriorate when there's an ‘I love you’ out of the bag? You can't have a relationship where one person says, ‘I love you’ and the other says, ‘I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.’”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: I Love You, Reciprocity, Hunger, Relationships

“Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.”

— Larry David, David Puddy, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

Tagged: Jocks, Dudebros, Dumb Questions

“I mean, now she thinks that I'm one of these guys that love her. Nobody wants to be with somebody that loves them.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, friendzone, Aloofness

“Take toilet paper, for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Toilet Paper, inventions, Dating