Episode

The Millennium

by Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, Bruce Jarchow, Wayne Knight and 27 others

Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at another similar store. Jerry notices that he is on his girlfriend's speed dial. Kramer plans for his millennium New Year's Eve party two years in advance and he has some strange ideas

(5 total)

Characters

Jennifer Crittenden (5)Jerry Seinfeld (2)Jason Alexander (1)Wayne Knight (1)George Steinbrenner (1)Newman (1)George Costanza (1)Louan Gideon (1)Mrs. Hamilton (1)Larry David (1)

“Jerry: Hello, Newman. Newman: Hello, Jerry.”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com

Tagged: Hello Newman

“We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan. Ah, what d'you make of that? Hey, check this out. Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit. Hey, you don…”

— Jennifer Crittenden, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: Babe Ruth, Sultan of Swat, Lou Gehrig, baseball, Future

“It's taken me thirteen years to climb up to the top of that speed dial, and I don't intend to lose my spot to you.”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Mrs. Hamilton, Louan Gideon, imdb.com

Tagged: Speed Dial, Competition

“All right. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again!”

— Jennifer Crittenden, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-deprecation

“So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: incompetence