Episode

The Apology

by Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, Wayne Wilderson, David Dunard and 20 others

Jerry's girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individual

(4 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (4)Jennifer Crittenden (4)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1)James Spader (1)Elaine Benes (1)Jason "Stanky" Hanke (1)

“We couldn't carry on a conversation. I kept trying to picture her naked, she kept trying to not picture me naked.”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Nudity, Breakups

“When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Coughing, Nudity

“Well, the female body is a...work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a Jeep.”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Nudity, Female Body, Male Body, Jeep

“All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater."”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Jason "Stanky" Hanke, James Spader, imdb.com

Tagged: Apologies, Big Heads, insults, 12 Steps