Season

Season 6

by Trey Parker, Isaac Hayes, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza Schneider and 15 others

In this series Stan convinces the boys to kidnap all the calves from a local farm after a look at how veal is made turns him vegetarian; Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on 'The Simpsons'; and when Bebe's brea

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Characters

Trey Parker (7)Matt Stone (1)April Stewart (1)Glasgow Phillips (1)Bebe's Mother (1)TV Announcer (1)Stan Marsh (1)Kyle Broflovski (1)Eric Cartman (1)

“Randy Marsh: Alright, now listen kids. There's some things that we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their…”

— Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: sex ed, Sexual Education, penis, Vagina, sex toys

“Rob Schneider derp DE derp. Derp DE derpity derpie derp. Until one day, a-derp a-derp a-derp a-derp. Derp DE derp, DE tittaly tum. From the creators of 'DER' and 'TUM TA TITTALY TUM TA TOO', Rob Schneider is: 'DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB.' Rated PG-13.”

— Trey Parker, TV Announcer, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Rob Schneider

“This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!”

— Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: maury povich, carnival freaks, dick

“I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!”

— Glasgow Phillips, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: weight loss, big-boned

“Part of being a woman is having a friend one day and calling her a slut the next.”

— Trey Parker, Bebe's Mother, April Stewart, imdb.com

Tagged: Women, Slut-shaming, BFFs