“After a long crowdfunding process, The Vagina Museum is officially open for business, with the grand launch coming on November 16th when their first exhibition is unveiled.”— Morgan Cormack, secretldn.com
“Judd Birch: Dad, your breath smells like pussy. Elliot Birch: It always does.”— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Elliot Birch (voice), Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“I like outie vaginas. They’re really friendly.”— Becky Lucas, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.com
“I just really think I'm going to miss vaginas. They just- They just make so much sense, Tom, you know? So nifty.”— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.”— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com
“Yes. When I was, like, three years old, I could recite Chekhov and all this stuff. My mother, she really had such a hard time with lines. I remember when she was doing this TV show and she was playing a doctor. A gynecologist. And she had to tape her lines on the thigh of the girl whose vagina she w…”— Gwyneth Paltrow, amazon.com
“When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I've got one, and I've looked at it a lot.”— Laurie Nunn, Tanya, Alice Hewkin, imdb.com
“Sia: Not really. I think they thought I was an attention seeker. I was tap dancing for attention right out of the—can I say the v-word? Howard: The vagina. Sia: The vagina. Howard: Right out of the vagina, you were doing your thing. Sia: Right out, I was tap dancing.”— Sia, amazon.com
“Howard: Lana Del Rey, did she do a version of 'Heart-Shaped Box'? Courtney: Yes, she did. Isn’t that cute? Howard: And didn’t you tweet her and say, 'You know, that’s about my pussy'? Courtney: It’s about my vagina, yeah.”— Courtney Love, amazon.com
“I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?”— Diablo Cody, Leah, Olivia Thirlby, imdb.com
“Sarah: It's about flowers right? Amber: I think it might be about your vag.”— Jason Katims, Becky Hartman Edwards, Sarah Braverman, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“I didn't think he [gynecologist] was talking about all your daughter's vaginas.”— Scott Disick, imdb.com
“They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.”— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“You got the huge vagina and you're blaming it on the small penis. You know, it's not really necessary.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Put out that cigarette. Now stick it in your vagina.”— Ryan Murphy, James Wong, Nan, Jamie Brewer, imdb.com
“Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be, it's the hottest spot in town! It's always open!”— Terri Minsky, Charlotte York, Kristin Davis, imdb.com
“You're leaving me like tight and dry.”— Paul W. Downs, Lucia Aniello, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com
“The vah-yine-yah is nature's pocket. It's natural and responsible.”— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com
“You are a vaginal learner.”— Noah Harpster, Micah Fitzerman-Blue, Syd Feldman, Carrie Brownstein, imdb.com