Season 3

“Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.”

— Jay Lender, Sam Henderson, Mark O'Hare, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.”

— Aaron Springer, C.H. Greenblatt, Sheldon Plankton, Douglas Lawrence Osowski, imdb.com

“Like, once, I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who kn…”

— Jay Lender, Merriwether Williams, Sam Henderson, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. Squidward: They poop on the robot? SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, get straight poop, ask questions, get information.”

— Kent Osborne, Paul Tibbitt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you were join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was the one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.”

— Kaz, C.H. Greenblatt, Merriwether Williams, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by... [rumble of thunder] SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a flying ice cream truck. [a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play] SpongeBob SquarePants: And live! [the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing…”

— Jay Lender, Mark O'Hare, Sam Henderson, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“I'll never survive in prison! They'll mop the floor with me!”

— Paul Tibbitt, Kaz, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

— Paul Tibbitt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“We've been smackledorfed!”

— Paul Tibbitt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“What could be better than serving up smiles?”

— Stephen Hillenburg, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire.”

— Stephen Hillenburg, Mark O'Hare, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: Wait for you to come back.”

— Kent Osborne, Mark O'Hare, Patrick Star, Bill Fagerbakke, imdb.com