“The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and may only be discussed in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.”Tagged: Krabby Patty, Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs, The World of Fast Food in Spongebob Squarepants
“Fish boy, are they smelly? Whoo hoo!! How could a creature who spend so much time in the water smell so bad?”Tagged: fish, Smelly, soap
“SpongeBob: Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Fish: Why?! SpongeBob: Because, they're so darn stupid!”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Stupid
“If your parents saw a real stupid person, they would realize how much of a genius you are.”Tagged: Stupid, Genius, Irony, Backhanded Compliments, Parents
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”Tagged: Mind, Psychology, I'm A Mystery To Myself, Confused, Identity
“SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. Squidward: They poop on the robot? SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, get straight poop, ask questions, get information.”Tagged: Poop, Puns, Robots