“Howard Borden: Hi, Bob. Do you think I should be buried or cremated? Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Howard, I've always felt you should be bronzed.”— Jay Tarses, Howard Borden, Bill Daily, imdb.comTagged: burial, Cremation, Bronzing
“Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Howard, I guess I've just, you know, lost my ability to communicate with people. Howard Borden: Yeah, well, I don't understand what you're saying.”— Gordon Farr, Lynne Farr, Robert Hartley, Bob Newhart, imdb.comTagged: Communication, No Comprende
“Emily Hartley: How about that, Bob? There may be life on Jupiter. Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Great. You can fix Carol up with it.”— Gordon Farr, Lynne Farr, Robert Hartley, Bob Newhart, imdb.comTagged: Extraterrestrial Life, jupiter, Desperation