“If everybody killed themself because of a divorce, half the country would be wiped out.”— Linda Marsh, Margie Peters, Joanne Jo Polniaczek, Nancy McKeon, imdb.comTagged: Divorce, Suicide
“Edna Garrett: Alright, girls. What's all the shouting about? Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Could you tell Mrs. Onassis here to stay out of my way? With her face creams and cologne bottles and hair sprays, I tell ya, I walk in here sometimes and I think I'm in a drugstore. I look around for the checkout st…”— Jack Elinson, Blair Warner, Lisa Whelchel, imdb.comTagged: Mr. Goodwrench, Jackie Onassis, Snobs, insults, Class Struggle
“Tootie Ramsey: In case you haven't noticed, I'm black. Jo Polniaczek: You're kidding. Blair Warner: We thought you were Suzanne Somers.”— Jerry Mayer, Tootie Ramsey, Kim Fields, imdb.comTagged: Black, noticing, suzanne somers, racial awareness
“I haven't been this upset since the price of gold went down.”— Linda Marsh, Margie Peters, Blair Warner, Lisa Whelchel, imdb.comTagged: upset, price of gold, Snobs, Materialistic
“Eat your heart out! And don't forget to put ketchup on it.”— Linda Marsh, Margie Peters, Joanne Jo Polniaczek, Nancy McKeon, imdb.comTagged: Revenge, Spite, Ketchup, eat your heart out
“Blair Warner: [insulting Jo's clothes] She must think we're into nostalgia, she's still wearing flared jeans. Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!”— Jerry Mayer, Joanne Jo Polniaczek, Nancy McKeon, imdb.comTagged: insults, Nostalgia, Threats