“Joey: ‘Monica, relax. Go get a beer.’ Monica: ‘I don’t want a beer.’ Joey: ‘Who said it was for you?’”— Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, amazon.comTagged: Funny, relax, Beer
“Couldn’t we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine is growing back.”— Chandler Bing, amazon.comTagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Jokes, Dating, Sex