Episode

The Righteous Gemstones

by Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Kelvin Gemstone, Adam DeVine, John Carcieri and 7 others

Upon returning from a baptism marathon in China, Jesse receives a video from blackmailers seeking to sully his reputation. Eli moves forward with plans to expand the Gemstone empire as he continues to mourn his late wife.

(10 total)

Characters

Danny McBride (13)Jesse Gemstone (4)Adam DeVine (3)Kelvin Gemstone (3)Judy Gemstone (2)Edi Patterson (2)Eli Gemstone (1)John Goodman (1)

“God bless you, air vent.”

— Danny McBride, Judy Gemstone, Edi Patterson, imdb.com

Tagged: Bless, Air Vent , god bless

“I hope the devil fucks you dry.”

— Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: hopes, Insult, devil

“Don't take glee in it. I'm being blackmailed!”

— Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Glee, blackmailed, upset

“You're doing the moonwalk on my nerves, man.”

— Danny McBride, Kelvin Gemstone, Adam DeVine, imdb.com

Tagged: Nerves, Moonwalk, Dancing, upset

“She was the magic. And now she's gone. And the magic is gone too.”

— Danny McBride, Eli Gemstone, John Goodman, imdb.com

Tagged: Magic, Gone, dead

“Jesse: I refuse to be blackmailed! The Devil: Well, you kinda are. I mean. that's pretty much exactly what this is, party boy.”

— Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Blackmail, Refusal, upset

“We don't have standards... I mean we do. We have a lot of them. And they're real high.”

— Danny McBride, Judy Gemstone, Edi Patterson, imdb.com

Tagged: Standards, High Standards, difficult

“'Cause when I do me... Good things happen. I've got great methods.”

— Danny McBride, Kelvin Gemstone, Adam DeVine, imdb.com

Tagged: Good Things, Methods, Doing me

“Come on; don't get your panties in a bunch, sis. Flying around on private planes, being leaders, that's men's business.”

— Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: upset, Panties in a Bunch, Men's Business , Private Plane

“Judy: Kelvin, eat my ass. Kelvin: Yeah right. That'd be incest, and that is disgusting. Bye.”

— Danny McBride, Kelvin Gemstone, Adam DeVine, imdb.com

Tagged: Incest, disgusting, Fued