Quotes tagged ‘Incest’

“Rudy: It's a go. Tommy: I don't know. Seems kinda crazy. Rudy: The fuck you expect from a guy gets blown by his niece?”

— David Simon, Rudy, Daniel Sauli, imdb.com

“Judy: Kelvin, eat my ass. Kelvin: Yeah right. That'd be incest, and that is disgusting. Bye.”

— Danny McBride, Kelvin Gemstone, Adam DeVine, imdb.com

“Beyond their physical attraction, Melissa and Brian bond over the same commonalities other couples do: shared tastes in music, similar childhood experiences, a fondness for tattoos.”

— Asher Fogle, marieclaire.com

“Chris Kyle: I'm not redneck; I'm Texan! Taya Renae Kyle: What's the difference? Chris Kyle: We ride horses, they ride their cousins.”

— Jason Hall, Scott McEwen, Chris Kyle, Jim DeFelice, Chris Kyle, Bradley Cooper, imdb.com

“Hey, Colin. You know, I was just thinking, I'm so curious: did you happen to bang your mom last night? Because I sure as hell didn't.”

— Shelly Grossman, Britt Matt, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

“Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss. Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that. Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”

— John Hughes, Cousin Vicki, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com

“Martin Mucklowe: I got a story to tell you. Last Sunday, right, down at the carvery; Sandra's sitting opposite me with the kids. On the left hand side is my mother-in-law, on the right hand side is me sister-in-law. Then I feels a hand going down my pants. I looks down; it's only the sister in law,…”

— Charlie Cooper, Daisy Mae Cooper, Martin Mucklowe, Paul Cooper, imdb.com

“Hello, I had sex with my uncle when I was 12. He lived in Great Neck, he was a doctor. An osteopath--I don't even know what they do, but I know they're doctors. Something to do with muscles, I think. Neither here nor there.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“The Targaryens wed brothers and sisters for three hundred years to keep bloodlines pure. Jaime and I are more than brother and sister; we shared a womb, came into this world together – we belong together”

— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Cersei Lannister, Lena Headey, imdb.com

“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”

— Ivan Raimi, Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Bridgette: I'm going on a date with my dad! Eliza: Yay! So gross.”

— Frankie Shaw, Bridgette Bird, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com

“I was so young when it started. My father would come into my room at night and do things. Sometimes I felt like I was in a dream, watching him do it to a stranger, or a corpse. I finally got the courage to tell my stepmother. She gave me candy to keep quiet.”

— Jessica Sharzer, Grace Bertrand, Lizzie Brocheré, imdb.com

“Incest would destroy our already weak bloodlines.”

— Abbi Jacobson, Bobbi Wexler, Susie Essman, imdb.com

“I slept with my two brothers until I was seventeen. I was engaged to one for a very short period of time, but that's a separate story.”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Terry Grossman, Kathy Speer, Blanche Devereaux, Rue Mcclanahan, imdb.com

“What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Why is Jon Snow so ticklish? Aunts in his pants...”

— Markissy, reddit.com

“[Ivanka posing for Playboy] would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

— Donald Trump, deathandtaxesmag.com