Movie

Tomorrow Never Dies

by Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Michelle Yeoh and 67 others

A deranged media mogul is staging international incidents to pit the world’s superpowers against each other. Now 007 must take on this evil mastermind in an adrenaline-charged battle to end his reign of terror and prevent global pandemonium.

(15 total)

Characters

Bruce Feirstein (15)Pierce Brosnan (5)James Bond (5)Elliot Carver (4)Jonathan Pryce (4)Gotz Otto (1)Vincent Schiavelli (1)Ricky Jay (1)Dr. Kaufman (1)M (1)

“I call it 'Gupta's Law of Creative Anomalies’—if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.”

— Bruce Feirstein, Henry Gupta, Ricky Jay, imdb.com

Tagged: creative anomaly, too good to be true

“Tell me, James: do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?”

— Bruce Feirstein, Paris Carver, Teri Hatcher, imdb.com

Tagged: sleep with a gun, gun under the pillow

“My art is in great demand, Mr. Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.”

— Bruce Feirstein, Dr. Kaufman, Vincent Schiavelli, imdb.com

Tagged: Art, high demand, celebrity overdose

“I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.”

— Bruce Feirstein, Stamper, Gotz Otto, imdb.com

Tagged: Threat, unpleasant death

“Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job. M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.”

— Bruce Feirstein, M, Judi Dench, imdb.com

Tagged: balls, toxic masculinity

“Paris Carver: Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary? James Bond: Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you.”

— Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

Tagged: obituary, Disappointment, Sarcasm

“Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.”

— Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

Tagged: Oedipus Complex, Puns

“[after throwing a bad guy into a printing press] They'll print anything these days.”

— Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

Tagged: Printing Press, Sarcasm

“According to Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.”

— Bruce Feirstein, Elliot Carver, Jonathan Pryce, imdb.com

Tagged: eastern philosophy, chakras, heart, genitals

“Wai-Lin: They're looking for us, James. James Bond: Let's stay undercover.”

— Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

Tagged: hunted, undercover

“Elliot Carver: Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software? Jones: Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years. Elliot Carver: Outstanding.”

— Bruce Feirstein, Elliot Carver, Jonathan Pryce, imdb.com

Tagged: software bugs, upgrades, Corruption

“Carver: Great men have always manipulated the media to save the world. Look at William Randolph Hearst, who told his photographers 'You provide the pictures, I'll provide the war'. I've just taken it one step further. Bond: [kills a henchman sneaking up on him] Sorry, I tuned out for a moment, Ellio…”

— Bruce Feirstein, Elliot Carver, Jonathan Pryce, imdb.com

Tagged: William Randolph Hearst, Photographers, spacing out

“Wai-Lin: It's mostly dull routine, of course, but every now and then you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this. And sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power. James Bond: And they say communists don't know how to have fun. Wai-Lin: Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I d…”

— Bruce Feirstein, Wai Lin, Michelle Yeoh, imdb.com

Tagged: Communists, Routine, decade, Corrupt, western

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”

— Bruce Feirstein, Elliot Carver, Jonathan Pryce, imdb.com

Tagged: Insanity, Genius, Success

“[Bond approaches Paris at the launch party] James Bond: I always wondered how I'd feel if I saw you again. [she turns around, looks at him, and slaps him] Now I know. Was it something I said? Paris Carver: How about the words 'I'll be right back'?”

— Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

Tagged: Violence Against Males, Misandry