You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.
— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.
— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
Diana Christensen: I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst fuck I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkel and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack. Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always th…
When I hear ‘bisexual,’ I think ‘slut.’ It’s tacky, it’s gauche, it seems disingenuous that your genitals have no allegiance.
— Desiree Akhavan, Cecelia Frugiuele, Leila, Desiree Akhavan, imdb.com
According to Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.
Chase: Were you just checkin' out my junk? Gert: What makes you say that? Chase: The X-Ray goggles on your head? Gert: I may have given it cursory glance purely out of scientific curiosity.
People of America, I give you 'Genitals in the Sky!'
He is very forgiving of others. For instance just the other day, I spilled the hot cocoa all over his genitals, and I say 'I'm sorry,' and it is fine.
— Lee Goldberg, William Rabkin, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.
Do you have a name for your package?
Going to town down there is great and all, but there are so many other overlooked erogenous zones that will only make your pleasure more intense. Ask your hubbie to kiss and graze his tongue along your upper thighs, back, shoulders, and earlobes, and you will be wound up like the tiger that you real…
Scissoring is when the partners come together, one on top, with their legs splayed (you know, like scissors) in order to align their genitals for the best possible contact to stimulate them using friction. I made it just sound as clinical AF but it is actually intensely hot.
God created genitalia to fit together, and when you're married, you're allowed to connect the puzzle pieces.
He looks different down there. Even though he normally complains about how much he hates shaving, his genitals are now completely bare. He’s taken his manscaping up a notch for seemingly no reason at all.
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