“You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.”— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Diana Christensen: I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst fuck I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkel and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack. Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always th…”— Paddy Chayefsky, Max Schumacher, William Holden, imdb.com
“When I hear ‘bisexual,’ I think ‘slut.’ It’s tacky, it’s gauche, it seems disingenuous that your genitals have no allegiance.”— Desiree Akhavan, Cecelia Frugiuele, Leila, Desiree Akhavan, imdb.com
“According to Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.”— Bruce Feirstein, Elliot Carver, Jonathan Pryce, imdb.com
“Chase: Were you just checkin' out my junk? Gert: What makes you say that? Chase: The X-Ray goggles on your head? Gert: I may have given it cursory glance purely out of scientific curiosity.”— Kalinda Vazquez, Gert Yorkes, Ariela Barer, imdb.com
“People of America, I give you 'Genitals in the Sky!'”— Rob Des Hotel, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com
“He is very forgiving of others. For instance just the other day, I spilled the hot cocoa all over his genitals, and I say 'I'm sorry,' and it is fine.”— Lee Goldberg, William Rabkin, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.”— Jeff Greenstein, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“Going to town down there is great and all, but there are so many other overlooked erogenous zones that will only make your pleasure more intense. Ask your hubbie to kiss and graze his tongue along your upper thighs, back, shoulders, and earlobes, and you will be wound up like the tiger that you real…”— Kayla Keegan, redbookmag.com
“Scissoring is when the partners come together, one on top, with their legs splayed (you know, like scissors) in order to align their genitals for the best possible contact to stimulate them using friction. I made it just sound as clinical AF but it is actually intensely hot.”— Rebecca Jane Stokes, yourtango.com
“God created genitalia to fit together, and when you're married, you're allowed to connect the puzzle pieces.”— Sheila Wray Gregoire, amazon.com
“He looks different down there. Even though he normally complains about how much he hates shaving, his genitals are now completely bare. He’s taken his manscaping up a notch for seemingly no reason at all.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com