“Studies show that if you eat well, exercise, and don't do drugs or alcohol, YOU WILL DIE.”— Unknown, quora.comTagged: Short Jokes, Best Jokes, Smile, Frown, Funny Quotes
“It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 muscles to frown, so don't ever say that I don't go out of my way for you.”— Unknown, quora.comTagged: Funny, Funny One-Liners, Short Jokes, Best Jokes, Smile