“Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.”— Don Rickles, esquire.comTagged: Sex, Aging
“Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought…”— Don Rickles, esquire.comTagged: Fame, Larry King
“When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.”— Don Rickles, esquire.comTagged: Be Different
“The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.”— Don Rickles, esquire.comTagged: Old Days, that was then, Nostalgia
“No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.”— Don Rickles, esquire.comTagged: Jew, Beach Chair