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Yellow Submarine

by George Harrison, Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal and 18 others(17 total)

The Blue Meanies take over Pepperland, draining it of all its color and music, firing anti-music missiles, bonking people with green apples, and turning the inhabitants to stone by way of the pointed finger of a giant blue glove. As the only survivor, the

Characters

Al Brodax (16)Erich Segal (16)Lee Minoff (16)Jack Mendelsohn (16)Himself (12)Ringo Starr (6)John Lennon (5)Paul Angelis (3)Chief Blue Meanie/George/Ringo (voice) (2)Narrator (1)

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, John Lennon, imdb.com

Albert Einstein Relativity

John: Break the glass. George: We can't! Paul: It's Beatle-proof. John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, John Lennon, imdb.com

beatle-proof

A thing of beauty; destroy it forever!

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Chief Blue Meanie/George/Ringo (voice), Paul Angelis, imdb.com

beauty Destroy

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, John Lennon, imdb.com

Albert Einstein Relativity

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, John Lennon, imdb.com

Albert Einstein Relativity

Hee, hee hee hee hee! Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Chief Blue Meanie/George/Ringo (voice), Paul Angelis, imdb.com

Sadism schadenfreude pompeii

Old Fred: Hey, what would your friends be doing here? Ringo: Displaying. Old Fred: Displaying what? Ringo: Dis-playing around.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, Ringo Starr, imdb.com

Puns

I am the ego man, goo goo g'joob.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, John Lennon, imdb.com

egg man ego man i am the walrus

Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Narrator, Paul Angelis, imdb.com

Pepperland Paradise

Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, Ringo Starr, imdb.com

Liverpool Lonely saturday night

If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D. - Nowhere Man/Lord Mayor/Max (voice), Dick Emery, imdb.com

Prose Poetry Clueless

Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever. Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now. Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born 'Liver-pooler.'

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, Ringo Starr, imdb.com

lever Pun Liverpool

[singing] When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm Sixty Four?

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, Paul McCartney, imdb.com

when i'm 64 valentines losing my hair

John: It's blue glass. Ringo: Must be from Kentucky.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, Ringo Starr, imdb.com

blue glass bluegrass Kentucky Puns

George: Hey! There's a Cyclops! Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes. John: Must be a 'bicycle-ops' then. Ringo: There's another one. John: A whole ‘cyclopedia'!

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, Ringo Starr, imdb.com

Cyclops Puns

Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein! Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister. Old Fred: His sister? Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.

— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Himself, Ringo Starr, imdb.com

frankenstein phyllis frankenstein

It’s all in the mind.

— George Harrison, amazon.com

Imagination Mind Thoughts Deep Thinking

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