“John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.”Tagged: Albert Einstein, Relativity
“John: Break the glass. George: We can't! Paul: It's Beatle-proof. John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!”Tagged: beatle-proof
“John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.”Tagged: Albert Einstein, Relativity
“John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.”Tagged: Albert Einstein, Relativity
“Hee, hee hee hee hee! Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii.”Tagged: Sadism, schadenfreude, pompeii
“Old Fred: Hey, what would your friends be doing here? Ringo: Displaying. Old Fred: Displaying what? Ringo: Dis-playing around.”Tagged: Puns
“Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure.”Tagged: Pepperland, Paradise
“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”Tagged: Liverpool, Lonely, saturday night
“If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about.”Tagged: Prose, Poetry, Clueless
“Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever. Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now. Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born 'Liver-pooler.'”Tagged: lever, Pun, Liverpool
“[singing] When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm Sixty Four?”Tagged: when i'm 64, valentines, losing my hair
“George: Hey! There's a Cyclops! Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes. John: Must be a 'bicycle-ops' then. Ringo: There's another one. John: A whole ‘cyclopedia'!”Tagged: Cyclops, Puns
“Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein! Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister. Old Fred: His sister? Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.”Tagged: frankenstein, phyllis frankenstein