“Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car. The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.”— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, The Wolf, Harvey Keitel, imdb.com
“What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?”— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, Josh Randall, Josh Gad, imdb.com
“Randy Marsh: Alright, now listen kids. There's some things that we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their…”— Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“What does a dumb slut say when you ask if she’s ever tried 69? ‘Thirty dudes is the most I can screw in one night.’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“My 700 lb girlfriend wanted to try 69'ing... It ended up being 61 and me at the hospital with a broken back.”— YellowB, reddit.com