“Jeff: Seriously, how much would it take for you to see Eat, Pray, Love? Larry: $3,000.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“If you've never cried in a grocery store because it's too hard to live, you don't know what the problem is.”— Erynn Brook, longreads.com
“Money makes people do crazy things, especially when their back’s against the wall.”— Christina M. Kim, Edgar Reade, Rob Brown, imdb.com
“Getting out of debt quickly may mean something as drastic as moving back in with your parents or cutting back your coffee purchases. I don’t know — I’m not in your financial situation!”— Kayla Graves, thefinancialdiet.com
“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I'd still never give you nothing more then a headache.”— Tim Minear, Marie Laveau, Angela Bassett, imdb.com
“Jonah with money! God almighty, it's like if Hitler could fly!”— Kevin Cecil, Roger Drew, Andy Riley, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.”— Jenji Kohan, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com
“Carrie: We had such a fantastic connection. Then he leaves me money. I don't understand. What exactly about me screams 'whore'? Miranda: Besides the thousand dollars on the end table?”— Jenji Kohan, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after 9 o'clock.”— Dan Greaney, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“Kris: I think Kim should do Playboy. Khloé: Of course you do because you get 10%. That is sick.”— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com
“I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.”— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Betty: Um, so you mean you're bisexual? Hunter: That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.”— Silvio Horta, Betty Suarez, America Ferrera, imdb.com
“The money is a tool, you see. Nothing more. Power. Because without power, who would listen?”— Noah Hawley, Nathaniel Halpern, David Haller, Dan Stevens, imdb.com
“Betty Suarez: You bought us a Christmas tree? Daniel Meade: Betty, I've thrown up in four rooms of your house. It's the least I could do.”— Oliver Goldstick, Daniel Meade, Eric Mabius, imdb.com
“Jesus Christ Guy, I'm gonna get you a bicycle. I promise. I always keep my promises.”— Andrew Black, Ari Adamian, Rhys Coiro, imdb.com
“Danny “Danno” Williams: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. Steve McGarrett: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.”— Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com
“Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir. Mr. Burns: Well we'll just see about that! [uncovers a cage hold several winged monkeys] Fly, my pretties! Fly! [the monkeys leap out of the window, only to plummet to their deaths. Burns groans] Oh... Continue the research.”— Frank Mula, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com