Steve McGarrett: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death? Danny “Danno” Williams: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!
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Scott Caan
Scott Andrew Caan (born August 23, 1976) is an American actor. He currently stars as Detective Danny "Danno" Williams in the CBS television series Hawaii Five-0 (2010–), for which he was nominated for a Golden Globe Award. Caan is also known for his recurring role as manager Scott Lavin in the HBO television series Entourage (2009–2011). He was also a part of 1990s rap group The Whooliganz with The Alchemist. The duo went by the names Mad Skillz and Mudfoot, respectively. 2Early life Caan was born in Los Angeles, California, the son of actor James Caan and Sheila Marie Ryan, an actress and former model. His paternal grandparents were Jewish immigrants from Germany. He has an older half-sister named Tara Caan and three younger half-brothers named Alexander James Caan (born 1991), Jacob Nicholas Caan (born 1995), and James Arthur Caan (born 1998). 2Career Caan was a roadie for the rap groups Cypress Hill and House of Pain. Caan was also a member of the hip-hop group The Whooliganz (with producer and fellow MC the Alchemist
Charlie Tweeder: Say I’m stupid and I’m about to get hit in the nuts. Billy Bob: That’s funny. Charlie Tweeder: Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See, they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.
Charlie Tweeder: What is up with Carrie Ann Baker? Billy Bob: Darcy’s friend? Charlie Tweeder: Oh, my God! She’s got this look. Like, I just fell out of the I’m-gonna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Police Officer: Congratulations. Charlie Tweeder: Congratulations to you, too. Police Officer: Congratulations for what? Charlie Tweeder: For getting to wear such cute ‘mount me’ hats. Police Officer: Mount me? Charlie Tweeder: Not right away. After a few drinks...
Well, we’re all naked in there and we’ve got handcuffs and cool shit to play with, so take off your clothes and get in the car.
Charlie Tweeder: Hey, you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance? [Tweeder dances] You know what it’s called? Mox: What? Charlie Tweeder: The New Tweeder End Zone Dance.
Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car.
[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin, boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.
[singing] ‘She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.’
Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!
Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty-droppers. You understand? That’s it. Mox: What? Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give ‘em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It’s very nice. Mox: [laughing] Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It’s nice.…