“The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.”Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.”Tagged: Money, Power, Sex, exchange
“Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex. Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!”Tagged: Son, Teaching, Social Services
“You can't listen to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. It'll drive you nuts.”Tagged: Advice, Listen, voice, Nuts
“The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!”Tagged: Control, Man, Bed, blow job, Run The World
“You can’t swing a Fendi purse without knocking over 5 losers. Where did all the great guys go?”Tagged: Fendi, purse, losers, Good Guys
“Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two. Samantha: My god, you're turning into a man!”Tagged: Dating, Supper, turning into a man, Behavior
“I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear but I've never gone the other way.”Tagged: dated, Guys, Underwear
“Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore? Samantha: Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?”Tagged: Whore, Identity, oh please
“Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable.'”Tagged: Contest, Ex, Die, Miserable
“Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet? Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!”Tagged: Sex, Shock, Metaphor Examples, Car, purchase
“Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something? Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.”Tagged: face, Glowing, facial, masturbated, orgasm
“There isn’t enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. And let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.”Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Fuck men. We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them? How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?”Tagged: wax, Maintain, public hair
“I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe—and kneel.”Tagged: Sex And The City, Love