“When we make pizza at home it's my wife's job to shred the cheese. She's the gratist.”— Finaldaze, reddit.com
“Porn stars are poorer than we think. When is the last time you saw one able to even afford a pizza?”— corinofarch, reddit.com
“Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.”— pm-me-big-boobies, reddit.com
“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says... Can you make me one with everything?”— uMCCCS, reddit.com
“Accepting those warm cardboard boxes at my front door is second nature to me, but I will always love ordering pizza because of the way eight slices of something so ordinary are able to evoke feelings of independence, consolidation, and joy.”— Carolina Williams, twitter.com
“Falling in love is cool, but have you ever finished a whole pizza by yourself and then wondered what was for dessert?”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!”— Amy Poehler, Michael Schur, April Ludgate, Aubrey Plaza, imdb.com
“Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I want pizza. But I don’t wanna pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy. A papa John if you will.”— Violet Benson, instagram.com
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”— Dave Barry, books.google.com