Quotes tagged ‘Pizza’

“[drops boxes of pizza on desk] Pizza time!”

— Alvin Sargent, Peter Parker / Spider-Man, Tobey Maguire, imdb.com

“The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!”

— Sherm Cohen, Aaron Springer, Peter Burns, SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order six pizzas to make myself feel better.”

— Lena Dunham, Marnie Michaels, Allison Williams, imdb.com

“Hank Lawson: Mm, this pizza is oddly refreshing. Jill Casey: That's because it's a lemon strudel.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, Jill Casey, Jill Flint, imdb.com

“Homer: Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um... let's see, poison. Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad? Bart: Poison pizza. Homer: Oh no, I'm not making two stops.”

— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or a pizza made of boobs!”

— Philip Stark, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

“Harvey: You know, the only reason I took Home Ec. was so I could eat during class; Coach says I’ve still got to bulk up, and carbo-loading can get pretty lonely... Sabrina: Well, we’ll keep you company any time you have to eat. Jenny: Yeah, we’re good at that. Harvey: Hey, I’m going to the pizza pla…”

— Norma Safford Vela, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

“Johnny’s loves pizza, yummers yummers yummers.”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

“A car is simply a means of transporting pizzas. Thankfully the pizzas survived for they contain the dough... of life.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Alison McDonald, Steve Hely, Mitch, Jeremy Sisto, imdb.com

“Teddy: You already have a great job. You host a national radio show from your apartment. If you want you could do it naked, or eating a pizza, or getting a massage. If you play your cards right, you could do all three at once. Oscar: That is the dream.”

— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Oscar Madison, Matthew Perry, imdb.com

“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?”

— Jamie Rhonheimer, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com

“I'm part Sicilian? That makes sense. I eat the shit out of pizza.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, Safia M. Dirie, Tommy Egan, Joseph Sikora, imdb.com

“Even a cheap slice typically involves a fair amount of red sauce, full of tomato and acidity. That means you want a wine that also has a good amount of acid, so it won’t taste flat or strangely sweet in comparison to the pizza.”

— Vanessa Price, grubstreet.com

“Pizza is the first food of independence.”

— Arthur Bovino, firstwefeast.com

“What’s the difference between a baby and a pizza? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift call that a 5-o’clock shadough.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Sex is a lot like pizza, even when it's bad... You still have to pay for it.”

— LifeSlowlyDissolves, reddit.com

“It's a pizza place where you make your own pie! We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese...you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air...you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! Sounds good, huh?”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com