“Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.”— Joanna Calo, Mr. Peanutbutter, Paul F. Tompkins, imdb.com
“It is no paradox to say that although comparatively weak the new-born nation was intrinsically strong.”— Franklin Pierce, amazon.com
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”— Paul Tibbitt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“There is latent homophobia in our community. They tried to say that being gay is a sin, and I said that adultery is a sin. Adultery is responsible for breaking up more marriages, but do we put that in the Constitution? It's absurd.”— Al Sharpton, nysun.com
“We are living in an interminable succession of absurdities imposed by the myopic logic of short-term thinking.”— Jacques Cousteau, goodreads.com
“I have things in my head that are not like what anyone taught me — shapes and ideas so near to me, so natural to my way of being and thinking.”— Georgia O’Keeffe, goodreads.com
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”— Douglas Adams, amazon.com
“In the world I am. Always a stranger. I do not understand its language. It does not understand my silence.”— Bei Dao, goodreads.com
“I said that the world is absurd, but I was too hasty. This world in itself is not reasonable, that is all that can be said. But what is absurd is the confrontation of this irrational and the wild longing for clarity whose call echoes in the human heart.”— Albert Camus, amazon.com
“So the odds are on my side. I will live forever. Unless something weird happens. Like dying.”— James Altucher, thoughtcatalog.com
“The absurd is born of this confrontation between the human need and the unreasonable silence of the world.”— Albert Camus, amazon.com